Facts
- "I was a dog before House sneez un my face... now I'm the superhero of my country." - George W. Bush
- "He is the only one that leaves more or less well the guys I send to the hospital." - Chuck Norris
- House performed the first soul transplant, his.
- House invented the medicine that cured Goku of his heart disease.
- House is the one that cures Master Hand in Smash Bros.. to re-challenge you as often as it want.
- On average, House is able to find 6 different erogenous points for each 10 square centimeters of skin from a woman.
- House can cure anorexia and obesity at once.
- As you read this sentence, House could already operated for three diseases dormant in your body.
- In many parts of the world House is used to teach medicine.
